The Next Letter

very well. ill kill you, too. *i say to Kalic* wait, i cant, we still have to go abut halfway around the alphabet. DARN IT! DX

(most people can figure that out. oh welpz. XD )

well, u cant kill me cus im a vamp

XYLAPHONE! *breaks wooden xylaphone* *grabs sharp peice of wood* now i can *creepy smile*

you technically can, but you arent fast enought o do so

zo? *i say in a weird voice* ac ma anyak aranak anow seree??? (gawd, wheres my rune speak cheat-sheet when i need it?)

and whatever you just said (-|-)(--) (-) (|)(-|-)(|||) (-)(|\|)(|--) (-|-)(--) (\\\)(///) (\/)(///)(//)

blah blah blah, i dont know what you said, but i geuss you cant understand my secret language, so- *grabs kalic by neck* -i shall kill you. MWAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough, cough* *randomly, the Reeker comes and grabs me by the neck. i release kalics neck. the Reeker throws me and i hit a matress strapped to a truck.*

crazy ol u101 will never learn

DIE! *shouts the Reeker as he grabs a pointy stick out of nowhere* (idc what the Reeker does. hes weird, and people he kills dont actually die. they live, but they have wounds cause they cant die for some reason.)

executionist

for the last time *i say to the Reeker* are you just gonna stand there like a statue?!?!?!

gosh, reeker move already

hey! *shouts a random person. the Reeker turns around and kills him*

incredible, hes ignoring us

just freakin run already. hes not gonna even try to kill you.

k'mon, move already

(you just won)

letter r
topic: forensic investigation, you start

right about an hour ago someone was murdered.

so, lets get onto solving the murder, are there any blood splatters so that i(splatter investigator) can check out?

there, there, there, there, there, there, and there. *points at multiple splatters*

um, the stains seem to come from a wound in the back, possibly a bulled streaking the back without penetrating the victim

very unlikely as how the victim died, though. theres multiple puncture wounds and a bloody knife over there on ythe floor. *points at knife* SOMEBODY SCAN THAT KNIFE FOR PRINTS!!!!!!! *i yell at a group of investigators*

DONT TOUCH MY KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I work with blood, let me check the blood first *checks blood* cooked blood, its a kitchen knife, nothing special, check it for prints anyway, the knife dosent match the wounds though

EFIN KNIFE HAS BLOOD ON IT, IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE THE MURDER WEAPON!!!!! *Maddie shouts* WHY WOULD SOMEONE COOK BLOOD?!?!?! (vampsblood's real name is Maddie. she actually swears A LOT)