The overreaction game

NOOOO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT MIGHT CONTAIN POISON AND KILL YOU!!

I come home from school, it's half term, YAY!

(you dont know what plad is?!?!?! its a pattern on fabric that almost everyone wears. every seen a kilt or checkerboard pattern shirt with a merge of the checkerboard colors in places? thats all plad)

NO!!! YOU'LL BE ON THE COMPUTER TOO MUCH AND END UP WITH POOR EYESIGHT AND HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES THAT ONLY GO WITH HALF YOUR CLOSET!!!!! (like me. im near sighted 'cause when i was 10 i spent too much time on the computer and now im near-sighted)

i download a clean version of "Your Gonna Go Far, Kid" on iTunes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO ULL RUN OUT OF MONEY AND NOT BE ABLE TO GET MORE

i listen to "man in the box" by alice in chains

(I do wear glasses, and I do like them )
NOOO, YOU WILL GO DEAF AND NEVER HEAR MORE MUSIC AGAIN!!

I eat lunch

(@ Sapphire: i did not know that.) (@ Kalic: i have, like, $25 left of iTunes gift cards, and rarely buy music uunless i really like the song.)

NOOO!!!! YOU WILL EAT TOO MUCH AND GET FAT!!!!

i DONT eat luch (i skipped lunch today, unless you count 1 french fry, 2 cheese sticks, and a bottle of mtn dew lunch)

(I eat like a pig and I don't get fat, lucky me )

NOOO, YOU WILL BECOME ANOREXIC AND DIE OF STARVATION!!!

I wake up

NOOOOOO ULL NEVER GO BACK TO SLEEP AGAIN, AND DIE OF EXHAUSTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i regret having gotten mad with my friend, now she hates me and is constantly ignoring me
(this rlly happened)

NO!! NOW SHES GONNA END UP LIKE THIS: OR THIS: AND SHE WILL HATE YOU FOREVER!!!!

i eat bacon

NOOO ULL GET FAT!!!!!!

(u got those from photobucket right??)

i listen to

NO!!!! TOO MUCH MUSIC WILL MAKE YOU GO DEAF!!!!!

(no, this site: http://www.websmileys.com/ )

i dislocate and relocate my thumb (i can actually do that, and its not painful, but it looks weird. i can do that with both my thumbs. my mom says its gross.)

NOOOO UR THUMB WIL STAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dislocate both my pinkys (its creepy according to my friends)

NOOO, YOUR FINGERS WILL FALL OFF!!!

I dislocate my brothers fingers (the new rule kitty)

NO!!!!! THEN HE WILL GO TO THE ER BECAUSE HE WONT BE ABLE TO GET THEM BACK INTO PLACE AND THEY WILL HAVE TO BE AMPUTATED AND YOU'LL GO TO JAIL FOR CAUSING SOMEONE TO GET THEIR FINGERS AMPUTATED!!!!!!!

i yawn

NOOOO!! YOU WILL SUFFOCATE AND THEN I WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!

I sleep

NOO!!!! IF YOU SLEEP TOO LONG YOU WILL NEVER WAKE UP AND YOU WILL DIE!!!!

i watch Gnomeo and Juliet. (its a good movie. i went to the movies to see it today.)

NOOOO, ALL THE CHARACTERS WILL COME ALIVE AND KILL YOU!!!

I watch tv

NO!!!!!! IF YOU DO THAT THEN A SLASHER WILL COME OUT OF THE TV AND KILL YOU!!!!

i shovel snow

NOOOO, THE SNOW WILL ALL FALL ON YOU AND YOU WILL BREAK ALL YOUR BONES THEN FREEZE TO DEATH!!

I lick my cut

no, cus ull choke on the blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wear an xmen shirt

NOOOO!!! I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHIRT AND WILL KILL YOU UNLESS YOU EAT IT!!

I watch a film

NOOOOOO, ITS CALLED A MOVIE, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SAYS FILM????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"!!!!!!!!!!!

i listen to "magic" by B.O.B.

NOOOO!!!! I CANT STAND THAT SONG AND MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE AnD YOU WILL GET ARRESTED FOR MURDER!!!!!

i rent The Grudge

NOOOO! YOU WILL FORGET TO RETURN IT AND YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY £1000000 AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH YOU WILL EXPLODE!!

I text my friend

NOO!!!! IF YOU TEXT HER/HIM TOO MUCH YOUR THUMBS WILL FALLL OFF!!!!!!

(actually, the movie rental place is closing, so if i dont return them and dont buy any movies from there after thursday (when the rentals go up for sale) then theyre mine. im probably gonna go back for a few more movies. maybe grudge 2 and 3. buy the poltergiest series)

i wake up.

(I didn't know that)

NOO, YOU WILL NEVER GO BACK TO SLEEP AND DIE!!

I sharpen my nails (I use them to defend myself )