How did the person above you die?

(poochyena, close though)

U101 died for getting the game wrong and making me get it wrong

both U101 & saph died when they discovered i dont have the new pokemon games and i would appreciate if you dont break my head talking bout htem all the time, its fine in pokemon related posts, but off them please dont spoil it for me

Kalic died because we weren't talking about the new games other than the names, which you can find anywhere online anyway

saph died cus she defied my authoriyt

Kalic died because I don't know what that word means

Sapphire died when she realized when Kalic said authority (Kalic, you spelled it worng in your post) he meant he thinks hes in charge of you, which he isnt.

U101 died for making me even more confused

sapph died for not knowing what authority means (sorry for misspelling it) its the power to make decisions over people

Kalic died for saying I defied (whatever that means) his power to make decisions over me

umm saph died for not knowing what defy means, (its to go against)

Kalic died when i got bored with all the definitions i already know.

u101 died when ktstegs called me to get her food (shes lazy, she orders food like once a week)

Kalic died when my friend fell on him and he was crushed to death

Sapphire died when the psychopath at my school murdered her with a pair of scissors. (yes, hes violent. the psycho tried to kill me with scissors.)

u101 died when she listened to my newly- acquired aerosmith cd

Kalic died when a justin beaver fan (who i am actually friends with. we arent the best of friends, but we wont murder eachother. the only thing i cant stand and she likes is justin beaver. (and i know thats not his real name. if i typed that, it would probably murder me) shes also very weak) screamed in his ear and he died.

U101 died when I murdered her for having a friend who likes justin bieber

saph died when i became thirsty

Kalic died when my friends mom (the second worst singer in the world, according to my friend) sang and randomly killed him from her terrible voice. (surprisingly, my friend can sing pretty good.)

U101 died because my victini ate her

Sapphire died when my snivy figure ate her. (i got a snivy tin today, and it came with a figure and 6 B+W card, then 4 older packs. (2 call of legends, 1 HS triumphant, and 1 platinum supreme victors.))

u101 died when she learned i dont collect pokemon cards

Kalic died when i killed him for calling me a guy. (get your facts straight, i am a GIRL! not a very girly one, but i am a girl. JACK RIELY WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. MWAHAHAHAHA! yeah, you can tell what i was watching at 6am. BASEMENT JACK IS EVIL!)

u101 died when SHE saw i changed it

Kalic died when i didnt care so i killed him agian.