The Next Letter

(i also swear alot) the ***kin knife dont match the wounds, so its not our weapon, our weapon seems like a 4 inch switchblade, either that or our murderer has a shrink ray

(the letter was f)

F*** THE MURDERER THEN! THERES A PERFECLY GOOD F****** KNIFE AND HE DOESNT USE IT?!?!?!?! *Maddie yells* sorry, swear attack. X3 (thats what she says when she sweras a lot)

God yeah, the criminal wants to give us a false lead, now stop fantasizing over edward and get to your work

H*** NO!!!!!! *Maddie grabs a book* :3 edward and stark are hot. *i look at her book* SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! *tears book in half* WORK! *Maddie then yells* NEVAAAAHHHHH! *grabs a new book* *Me: -_- *

incredible, ya want to examine blood? examine this, stabs her with a 4" swiss army knife misses, hits the book, and stabs tru edwards name in 10 places

JA!!!!! EDWARD ISH DEAD!!!!!!!

k now back to the investigation, look for a switchblade

LOOK OVER THERE, MADDIE!!!!!! *Maddie looks sommewhere* *I put a Warriors book in her hands and Maddie turns back arounD* I didnt see anyth-OMG, ITS A F***ING S***TY CAT BOOK!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!! THAT F***ING BOOK TAINTED MY HANDS!!!!!! D*** IT!!!!!!! *i strart laughing hysterically* (omg, im seriously laughing hysterically. thats something she would say.)

My god, that book has the blade we were looking for, it taiinted maddies hands with blood, U101 you are declared guilty

NOW HOW THE CRAP AM I GUILTY?!?! ITS NOT MY FAULT MADDIE SAYS WARRIOR BOOKS ARE TAINTED WITH... what are they tainted with? *I ask Maddie* F***ING CATS!!!!! *Maddie replys* ...EFIN CATS!!!!!! *i finish* HOW THE CR@P IS THAT MY FAULT!?!?! I JUST GRABBED A BOOK OFF THAT SHELF *points to random shelf* AND THIS IS ONE OF THE KNIFES YOU TRIED TO SELL ME WHEN YOU ALMOST BECAME A HOBO, THEN MADDIE BOUGHT THEM WHEN I GAVE HER THE ORDER FORM!!!!! *breathes heavily* MADIE, GO TEST THIS FOR PRINTS!! *tests for prints* umm... yeah... *Maddie starts* these are... um... my prints... *i then yell* SEE!!!!! NOW WHYD YOU KILL THIS PERSON!?!?!?! *i ask* he... um... showed me a pic of a kitten.. and i... um... sorta... killed him. *me: -_-# *

of course, but that wasnt one of my knives, i had no switchblades in that collection,so that was maddies knife from the start, so maddie, you are declared an accomplice of u101 in the murder of this random guy

please, just tell us who the cr@p this guy even is! *random guy jumps up* HOLY CR@P, ITS JASON!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!! *runs* (i was just watching a documentary on the Friday the 13th series.)

queer thing hed show up *fist pumps* dude why are you here, i thot you were out partying for the month, you know ,on vacation.

RUN!!!!!! *i scream* *Jason stabs Kalic with a knife* I TOLD YOU TO RUN, AND LOOK WHERE DISOBEYING DIRECT ORDERS GETS YOU! DEAD ON THE GROUND! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YO- *Jason stabs me* F*** YOU, JASON! *maddie screams, and stabs Jason with a knife*

i just won. :3 i checked, you said the letter was r.

ok, lets see...

Letter: W
Plot: At my school full of insane people

(omg, this girl who calls me weird was talking to this psychopath, and i was like "AND SHE CALLS ME WEIRD!! This place is messed up... -^-# " oh, gtg. a new show comes on in 15 mins.)

wow, yoour school is weird

XYLAPHONEZ! *some random, r3t4rded kid screams* yes, yes it is. *i reply*

YELP!!! one of the kids is cutting me with a toy chainsaw

ZZZAAAPPP! *some random kid says* DIE YOU RANDOM KID, DIE!!!!!!!! *i scream*

aaaah i dont think ill survive too long in ur school

better not get your hopes up.

CRAZYYYY i tell you, ill end up crazy!!!!!!!

dead, maybe. at least on the inside.