TPAM/BM (The Person Above Me/below me)

yes

^still hasnt closed the internet when i posted this
<is gonna go offline
visnt offline

duh

^ is going offline
< Is feeling twitchy and upset
V feels sorry for me

yes, but im sorrier for myself. ive been hacking my head off all day.

^ should cheer up because shes not me
< feels terrible
v is not sick

nah, but the rest of my family is

^is sick
<isnt sick
vis a girl

yup. i cant magicly change into a dude. (though theres actually a fish that can. O_O i saw it on animal planet)

^ isnt sick
< is bored
v wants bacon

nope, im the vamp, i dont eat bacon, i drink blood why cant anyone understaand that

^is a horror film addict
<is a kid that isnt alowed to watch slashers unless im at my older cousins house (there i throw firecracers, and watch all the horror mowies i can [but he wont let me satch SAW])
vis llowed to watch saw

my parents would never let me see that, but I did see it with my friends once

^Is not allowed to watch cool movies
<Has made everyone on here cheesed off
V Is the only one who I didn't cheese off

wuts cheesing off? like gerttin on their nerves?

^is confusing
<is confused
visnt confused

nope, I haven't confused myself all day

^ Doesn't know what I mean when I say cheesed of, yea it's getting on your nerves
< Has finally written more than half a line of her story
V Has written/is writing/once tried to write a story

no

^is writing a story
<isnt writing a story
vis awesome-ish

yup. -ish 'cause my weirdness starts to cancel out awesomeness. (btw, my sis LOVES the Saw series, but she cant stand scream. and @ Kalic: YOU CANT WATCH SLASHERS?!?!?!?!?! i feel sorry for you... im not a big fan of them, though.)

^ isnt allowed to watch slasher movies (if i were you, id try to watch stuff like The Shining (theres a manic with an ax who kills a person, and 4 dead bodies) and Pet Semetary (theres a rabid kid who eats someones throat. 0_0 it grossed me out) before slashers)
< is a major horror film addict
v agrees that im a horror film addict

yep, and i love slashers, but my parents wont let me watch em late , and/or in the dark, so theres no point watchin em, so i watch em when my parents arent home

^is a horror movie addict
<is stuck on Halo reach
vdosent play halo

i dont even know what halo is, so how could i play it?

^ knows what halo is
< just cracked her neck
v is not grossed out when people crack their fingers/toes/neck

i do it myself

^dosent know what my favorite Xbox 360 game is
<is bored
vis also bored

Yea, I get bored and hungry easily

^ Is bored
< Just bought lots of stuff
V Thinks I am spoiled